Monday, May 22, 2006

[Thought Experiment Week]

A Venture Into the Hypothetical.

Maybe thanks to this horse's ass from Louisiana, maybe the news that Bush plans to cravenly start pulling troops out of Iraq in advance of the midterms--whatever, but the harsh world of reality is starting to bum me out. Seems like a fine time to try something out of the ordinary and do some thought experiments here at Hog. I've had the interns up all night on absinthe and cofffee and they have some interesting ideas. What if Al Gore had been elected? Maybe OJ didn't kill Nicole. Would Barry Bonds have broken the Babe's record unjuiced? Okay, I'll tell 'em to knock off the absinthe and we'll try it again.

Anyway, here goes nothin'...

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